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$24.00 + BOX FEES
Students and Seniors:
$19.00 + BOX FEES
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"The girl behind the glass will NOT dance for you...stop asking."
NEARLY NAKED THEATRE in association with
All Puppet Players presents
~a world premier~
FIFTY SHADES OF FELT
written & directed by
Shaun Michael McNamara
EXTENDED THRU DEC. 7TH!
NOVEMBER 16 – 30
Wonderful 100 Premiere Performance
Friday, NOV 15
FRI & SAT LATE-NITE PERFORMANCES AT 11:00pm
Thu-Sat at 8:00pm
Sun at 6:00pm or 2:30 (alternating)
OUR CURTAIN TIMES HAVE CHANGED SINCE LAST YEAR!
PLEASE TAKE NOTE
A MOST PUPPETS HAVE NO LEGS... BUT
OUR PUPPETS HAVE NO PANTS!
Have you ever taken your kids to see a cute puppet show? WELL YOU CAN?T BRING THEM TO THIS ONE! Nearly Naked Theatre in association with All Puppet Players presents the World Premiere of an incredibly adult puppet play! See what happens when All Puppet Players brings its patented naughtiness to Nearly Naked, only to find we're down for a whole new level of lewd! A "recent" and "popular" book is lampooned in the way only these two companies could. Will Ana (and the audience) take the Sex Pledge? Will the Goddess allow a full fuzzgasm? What exactly are those puppeteers putting their hands up? And goodness gracious WHAT is THAT puppet shaped like? The answer to all these questions and much more will all be revealed when you see the show that can make every puppet on the "Avenue" blush! Get ready to be FELT up!
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES WITH EXCEEDINGLY IMMATURE TASTES! STRONG ADULT LANGUAGE, FULL PUPPET NUDITY, SEXUAL THEMES AND SITUATIONS AND AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION THAT SHOULD LEAVE YOU FEELING VIOLATED! (OR AT LEAST IN NEED OF A CIGARETTE)
ALL SEATING IS GENERAL ADMISSION FIRST COME (cough) FIRST SERVED
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Regular Box Office Hours:
Monday Friday 10am-5pm
On show days:
Monday Friday 10am to Showtime
Saturdays and Sundays 12pm to Showtime
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You may also walk up and purchase tickets in person.
during regular box office hours M-F.
Phoenix Theatre’s Box Office is located at
100 E. McDowell Rd.
on the NE corner of Central & McDowell
In the Phoenix Theatre/Phoenix Art Museum complex
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