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"The girl behind the glass will NOT dance for you...stop asking."
NEARLY NAKED THEATRE presents
By Matt Casarino
directed by Damon Dering
APRIL 19 – MAY 10
Wonderful 100 Premiere Performance
Friday, APRIL 18
Thu-Sat at 8:00pm
Sun at 6:00pm or 2:30 (alternating)
OUR CURTAIN TIMES HAVE CHANGED SINCE LAST YEAR!
PLEASE TAKE NOTE
THE WALKING DEAD MEETS SKIN-A-MAX!
THE WALKING DEAD MEETS SKIN-A-MAX! Two of America's favorite obsessions! The shambling undead... and PORN! An insidious new threat is creeping into the American mainstream - Zombie porn. It's up to our hero, right-wing Detective Karla Lumpkins, and her faithful band of vigilantes, to stop the evil scientist and adult auteur Dr. Hadfield and save the country from moral decay. But does the country really want to be saved? The Pornozombies don't want to eat your brains... they want to eat your... Well- you're gonna have to see it to find out! (You realize we're not kidding, right?)
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY: PROBABLY CONTAINING INSIDIOUS CULTURAL DEBAUCHERY, UNBLEEPED LANGUAGE, RIGHT-WING MORALIZERS, SEVENTIES PORNO MUSIC AND NAKED DEAD PEOPLE.
ALL SEATING IS GENERAL ADMISSION FIRST COME (cough) FIRST SERVED
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Regular Box Office Hours:
Monday Friday 10am-5pm
On show days:
Monday Friday 10am to Showtime
Saturdays and Sundays 12pm to Showtime
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Phoenix Theatre’s Box Office is located at
100 E. McDowell Rd.
on the NE corner of Central & McDowell
In the Phoenix Theatre/Phoenix Art Museum complex
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